Per The Onion, God clarifies “Do not kill”

November 16, 2008 | By | Reply More

According to this 2001 edition of The Onion, God has clarified His Commandment: “Do not kill.” Here’s an excerpt:

“I don’t care how holy somebody claims to be,” God said. “If a person tells you it’s My will that they kill someone, they’re wrong. Got it? I don’t care what religion you are, or who you think your enemy is, here it is one more time: No killing, in My name or anyone else’s, ever again.”

In a related post at DI, I argued that it was time to repeal “Do not Kill.”


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Category: Good and Evil, Religion

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Erich Vieth is an attorney focusing on consumer law litigation and appellate practice. He is also a working musician and a writer, having founded Dangerous Intersection in 2006. Erich lives in the Shaw Neighborhood of St. Louis, Missouri, where he lives half-time with his two extraordinary daughters.

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