50 atheist aphorisms and bumper sticker slogans

January 19th, 2008 by Erich Vieth

This compilation is provided by Living the Scientific Life.  This is definitely not any sort of ecumenical outreach program.  Here are the first seven slogans:

  1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
  2. Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
  3. Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry
  4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
  5. There’s A REASON Why Atheists Don’t Fly Planes Into Buildings
  6. “Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day.”­ God.
  7. God Doesn’t Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.

One Response to “50 atheist aphorisms and bumper sticker slogans”

  1. the chaplain Says:

    All fifty are pretty funny. Some are rather nasty, but they’re no worse than some of the “Christian” slogans about hell, etc.

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