Comments on: How long does God hold down the ‘rewind’ button?

By: Erich Vieth

Erich Vieth — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:44:42 +0000

Malek: I’d say don’t hold your breath. Perhaps Grumpypilgrim can add something of substance to my cynical (but heartfelt) view.

By: malek

malek — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:00:55 +0000

when we die how long does it take to be resurrected?

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:43:29 +0000

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* Matthew Chapman - Author, Charles Darwin’s great-great-grandson
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By: grumpypilgrim

grumpypilgrim — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:37:19 +0000

Good point, Dan. The undead are God’s worshippers, whereas the angels are merely God’s unwashed servants. OTOH, who are the angels? Weren’t they once humans, too?

By: Dan Klarmann

Dan Klarmann — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:41:49 +0000

Satan was staff. The resurrected are prized pets. You’d easily fire a maid/gardener/chauffeur/bellboy for actions considered cute in a pet.

If I believed in an eternal spirit, screwing up in heaven as some angels have supposedly done would not be a concern of mine.

By: grumpypilgrim

grumpypilgrim — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:51:38 +0000

“Eventually you’ll screw up and down you go.”

Now there’s a scary thought. Eternity is a long time — certainly long enough for even the most devout Believer to stray. Accordingly, heaven must eventually empty itself of all occupants except for the Boss.

Erich, you have just proven that everyone winds up in hell, no matter what they do here on earth.

Sorry, Jesus, but your promise of eternal life no longer flies.

By: Erich Vieth

Erich Vieth — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 22:56:06 +0000

OK, Grumpy. You had to go remind me of Satan. Therefore, heaven is not a tenured position, eh? All of those preachers ought to warn the flock of this issue. You never get to stop trying. One false step and the trap door opens. Most important, once you make it to heaven, don’t let a wandering though ripen into the “sin against the Holy Spirit.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_sin

I suspect, thought that it’s like the monkeys jumping on typewriters. Eventually you’ll screw up and down you go. Therefore, heaven is provisional and temporary. And there’s nothing to suggest that (for all its hype) that its a pleasant place to be. Not all it’s cracked up to be in the churches. No bathtubs either. http://dangerousintersection.org/?p=1236

By: grumpypilgrim

grumpypilgrim — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:37:08 +0000

Dan writes: “My understanding is that all the resurrected folk will have no wants or needs…They just live for the next hit of His Glory.”

I discussed this observation in some detail in this post: http://dangerousintersection.org/?p=362

Erich writes: “So what do they do when people who were good enough to get to heaven start screwing up in heaven?…The Bible doesn’t discuss this, that I can see.”

Actually, the Bible is very clear about this: Lucifer, a.k.a., Satan, was expelled from heaven for becoming an Evil Doer, so entry into heaven is clearly not permanent. One must remain a servile sycophant.

My question about the status of the undead arises because of the wounds remaining on Jesus’ body after he is resurrected. Apparently, he is resurrected without any repair to the damage his body sustained before he died on the cross. So, what happens to amputees who die without limbs, Alzheimer’s victims who die without their sanity, brain-dead stroke patients who die without their minds, or horribly disfigured victims of fires, bombs, car accidents, etc.? Must all of these people spend eternity with their physical scars? Seems to me that it would be an anguishing reminder of a painful experience, but perhaps, as Dan say, the undead are happy anyway.

By: Leonid S. Sukhorukov

Leonid S. Sukhorukov — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:59:15 +0000

* If you don’t believe in the resurrection of the dead, look at politicians seeking re-election. Leonid S. Sukhorukov (Book of aphorisms “All About Everything”, UK, 2005)

By: Erich Vieth

Erich Vieth — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:23:17 +0000

I lost my wallet back in 1993. I’d like to go back to 1993 to see if I could find my wallet before proceeding on to heaven. Or is there a currency exchange up there?

I wouldn’t mind trying on a pair of wings. That sounds like a lot of fun.

So what do they do when people who were good enough to get to heaven start screwing up in heaven? Is it three warnings and you’re out? Or are you in for good once you’re in? The Bible doesn’t discuss this, that I can see. What if you’re bored and you want to take a day trip to limbo? I know that they don’t put those pagan babies there anymore, but maybe they’ve preserved the place as a big museum.

Now I’m wondering . . . in heaven do resurrected people discriminate against the former pagan babies who are now allowed into heaven?