Onion News Network reports on panda’s request for an abortion

April 23rd, 2007 by Erich Vieth

Such twisted hysterical people!  Or consider the other new stories now available on the Onion News Network.  Check out this story that something is happening in Haiti or this report that having a friend with cancer is good for one’s health.

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