Landover Baptist Bible Punishment Quiz

November 9, 2006 | By | 1 Reply More

I stumbled across this Bible punishment quiz this morning.  It’s pretty straightforward, based on the Bible and therefore shocking.   It’s a good thing no one (not even Fundamentalists) reallys follow the Bible.  If you do well on this quiz, feel free to take other Bible quizzes, all of them equally based on the Bible (or fundamentalist interpretations of the Bible) and equally disturbing.

The quizzes are part of a much larger humorous site called Landover Baptist Church: The Largest, Most Powerful Assembly of Worthwhile People to Ever Exist.  Unsaved are NOT Welcome! 

Don’t forget to check out the gift shop, where you can buy Vacation Bible Gun Camp Gear.

Also check out the 60-second sermons, including “Breastfeeding is a Sin” and “Does Jesus Watch Me Go Poopy?”

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Erich Vieth is an attorney focusing on consumer law litigation and appellate practice. He is also a working musician and a writer, having founded Dangerous Intersection in 2006. Erich lives in the Shaw Neighborhood of St. Louis, Missouri, where he lives half-time with his two extraordinary daughters.

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  1. shaw says:

    hey guess what Landover Baptist is ran as a joke, there is no such place of people.

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