Gays’ enjoyment of drinking fountains undermines MY enjoyment of drinking fountains. Therefore, we need a “Defense of Drinking Fountains” Amendment to the United States Constitution.
I’m simply extending this Administration’s logic, you see. As Mr. Bush said
“Our policies should aim to strengthen families, not undermine them. And changing the definition of marriage would undermine the family structure,” said Bush, who raised the issue’s profile with an event at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building.
As MSNBC also reported,
Traditional marriage, Bush said, is the cornerstone of a healthy society and the issue should be put “back where it belongs: in the hands of the American people.”
Except in those states, such as Massachusetts, where the people don’t care about defending marriage or drinking fountains.